(Tom Gala)
And there's a low low
A middle low
And there's a high low, a high low
And there's a low middle
A middle middle
There's a high middle, there's a high middle
There's a low high
A middle high
And there's a high high, a high high
They're calling you high, calling you low
Every damn thing in between
If you go round calling folk names they will get mad at you
If you go round calling folk names that they don't want you to
There's people in the papers, and hey, they're on the radio
Sayin' if you've got money you're high
But if you ain't got money you're low
If the baby is born it's one of the most important things in this world
People go walking round proud, sayin', I had a boy, had a girl
Imagine some guy coming by, sayin', Hey, little baby, you know
If you've got money you're high
But if you ain't got money you're low
Take a bite from your apple, and then something makes you squirm
So you look at the place where you bit, you see a great big worm
If the worm is whole you can laugh, it's okay, you know
But if the worm is bitten in half
Then brother, you are feeling low
(as sung by Iain MacKintosh)