Henry's Songbook

How many more did we have in Sixty-four
Of the English Royal family
The Queen she had four, with expenses for a score
Of the English Royal family
Margaret is doing her best trying to keep up with the rest
Did she have a little girl or boy
Did Viscount Linley have a brother? Does it matter? It's another
Of the English Royal family

Marina - time to change Marina ...

The Duke of Kent believed that his wife should conceive
For the English Royal family
So out in Hongkong they increased the merry throng
Of the English Royal family
But up in Scotland there's the rub, guess who joined the puddin' club
Princess Alexandra
So princes, dukes and peers as well help to increase and to swell
The English Royal family

Oysters - don't forget the oysters ...

(as sung by Nigel Denver)